always right

THE FUNNY FAMILY

Aurora and his sister, They had a pig. One day Aurora and her sister talked about their pig.

Aurora : we don’t often use our pig, shall we sell it?

Her sister : what do you want to do?

Aurora  : I want to sell it.

Her sister : then sell it. You are always right.

Aurora : very well, I will go to the market and sell our pig.

Aurora  set off for the market. On the way she met a man with a horse. It was a very beautiful horse.

Aurora : I never had a horse. And then the horse is more useful then the pig, the horse can bring me in one to another place. I’ll give you my pig for your horse.

man 1 : I also need the pig to make party tomorrow. Because tomorrow my child will gone to Australia. Ok, it’s a deal.

And he got on Aurora’s pig and rode away. Then Aurora met another  man with his cow.

Aurora : does she give good milk?

man 2: very good milk.

Aurora : I will give you may horse for your cow.

man 2 : ok, it is my cow, then give me your horse. It’s a deal.

And he got on Aurora’s horse and rode away.

Aurora walked along the road to the market with the cow. He soon met a  woman, this woman had a sheep. And she thought …

Aurora : a sheep is more useful than a cow. my sister can make me a coat from its wool.

And then she said to the woman .

Aurora : I’ll give you my cow for your sheep.

Woman  1: ok, no problem. it’s a deal. What you want to do with the sheep?

Aurora : I will give to my sister and she will make me a coat.

Woman 1 : but,,,, the cow is very expensive then the sheep.

Aurora  : no problem.

Woman 1 : ok, it’s a deal.

The woman led the cow away.

Aurora  walk along to the road to the market with the sheep. Soon she met a woman with a goose. Then Aurora thought…

Aurora : we can have goose eggs, and then one day we can eat the goose. It’s better than a sheep.

Then the Aurora said to the woman...

Aurora : I’ll give you my sheep for your goose.

Woman 2 : I never had a sheep. I’m very happy…ok it’s a deal.

Soon  Aurora  got to the market with the goose. There she saw a woman with a hen. Then he thought..

Aurora : a hen doesn’t eat as much as a goose. And a hen’s eggs are better to eat than a goose’s eggs.

And she said  to the woman…

Aurora : I’ll give you my goose for your hen.

Woman 3: ok, it’s a deal… I never eat goose’s eggs but now  I can eat goose’s eggs.

Aurora was now very tired. He sat down with the hen by his side.

A woman came out of the market. He was carrying a sack.

Aurora : what’s in your sack?

Woman 4 : only some apples.

Aurora thought about this …

Aurora  : we don’t have any apples at home..

Then she said to the woman..…

Aurora  : I’ll give you my hen for your apples.

Woman 4 : what do you want to do with the apples?

Aurora : I’ll give to my sister to plant….

Woman 4 : ok, it’s a deal.

And she took the hen and walked away. A friend of the aurora came up to her.

Her friend : are you crazy ? what will your sister say when she sees the apples?

Aurora : she will embrace me and tell me how clever I am…

Her friend : I’ll bet you a bar of gold that she doesn’t.

Aurora : I’ll give you everything I have that my sister will think I am clever.

She went back to her house , and her friend came too. Her sister was waiting at the door for her.

Aurora : hallo, my sister

She tell about everything that she had done on the way…

Aurora : I gave a man our pig for his horse.

Her sister : that was very clever of you . you always do the right thing.

Aurora : then I gave another man the horse of his cow. Then I gave a woman another cow for her sheep.

Her sister : oh, that was a very good things to do. What a clever  younger  sister you are!!!

Aurora : then I gave a another woman the sheep for her goose.

Her sister : oh, I love eating goose’s eggs.

Aurora : but I then give a woman the goose for her hen.

Her sister : a hen’s eggs are much better than the goose’s eggs, that was very right thing to do.

Aurora : but then, I gave a woman the hen for a sack of apples.

Her sister put her arms around her younger sister and say …

Her sister : oh, I am so glad. I don’t even have any rotten apples. But now I can plant the apples.

Her friend was very surprised .

Her friend : you have won the bet. Here is the bar of gold. You are the luckiest woman in the world ! you have a sister who always agrees with you.